CHANNILLO

Obvious Secret Identity
By Dan Fecht
4/7/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Young-Man ABILITY: Permanent Pre-Puberty
4/9/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Gesture-Master ABILITY: Hand Movements
4/12/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Frying Pan-Man ABILITY: Cooks You Breakfast
4/15/16 SUPERHERO NAME: American-Teen ABILITY: Escapes Communist Captivity (1)
4/15/16 SUPERHERO NAME: American-Teen ABILITY: Escapes Communist Captivity (2)
4/17/16 SUPERHERO NAME: The Human Scaredy-Cat ABILITY: Scared to Death
4/24/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Allen The Generous ABILITY: Gives Away Money (1)
4/24/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Allen The Generous ABILITY: Gives Away Money (2)
5/2/16 SUPERHERO NAME: The Team Captain ABILITY: Tackles Himself
5/16/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Greyhound ABILITY: Can Withstand Close Quarters (1)
5/16/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Greyhound ABILITY: Can Withstand Close Quarters (2)
5/31/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Angry Food Critic ABILITY: Claims You Can Burn Water
6/15/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Ol' Blue ABILITY: Chomp, Chomp
7/6/16 SUPERHERO NAME: The Liker ABILITY: Man/Machine That Likes Everything You Post
7/18/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Meeter-Greeter ABILITY: Embarrassing Handshakes
8/8/16 SUPERHERO NAME: He Who Vandalizes ABILITY: Protects From Dumb Ideas
9/27/16 SUPERHERO NAME: Boy in Tux ABILITY: Not Romantic